jjeremysstash:

ladyshinga:

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Truth is, it reads more like “she can do everything” and “him, it’s just Ken”

And ken is a slang used in French that means “to fuck”

So “Him, it’s just fucking”

Which I think is even more hilarious

(via praxxisl)

tzikeh:

hecateisalesbian:

How many times have you gotten Covid?

0 times 😎 (I’m impressed)

Once 🤫

Twice 😅

Three Times 🌳😬

Quatro 😐

Six Times 🫠

Seven Times 😨

Eight times 😼

9 times 🤨😳😰🤧😷 (HOW?!)

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Not on the We Never Leave the House website you’re not

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my stinky ass stupid coworker came into work sick as hell one day and she was always the type to get out of wearing her mask 🙄 but yea she gave me covid bc we worked together all day :/ haven’t gotten it since and that was almost 2 yrs ago

kosmogrl:

unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)

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holleyweedsigns:

deluxeloy:

heavyweightheart:

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

So, y’all remember that post that said animals in urban areas slowly became nocturnal to avoid encounters with humans? Apparently that includes humans.

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(via theropoda)

sigh :(


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